Monthly Archives: January 2006

Men and Women

Understanding women
If you kiss her,you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t,you are not a man.
If you make romance,you are an "experienced man".
If you don’t you are half a man.
If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy.
If you don’t,you are a dull boy.
If you attempt a romance,she says you didn’t respect her.
If you don’t,she thinks you do not like her.
If you stare at other,she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by others,she says that they are just admiring.
Oh God!you created those creature called ‘WOMAN’
So simple,yet so complex.
So weak,yet so powerful.
So confusing,yet so desirable.
"O LORD,tell me what to do? "AMEN
Understanding men
Men, summed up:
The nice men are ugly! 
The handsome men are not nice! 
The handsome and nice men are gay!
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married!
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money! 
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money! 
The handsome men without money are after our money! 
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual do not think 
we are beautiful enough!
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and
have money are cowards! 
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!  
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us
when we take the initiative.