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MAN AND WOMAN(to be continued)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. 
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Men and Women

Understanding women
If you kiss her,you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t,you are not a man.
If you make romance,you are an "experienced man".
If you don’t you are half a man.
If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy.
If you don’t,you are a dull boy.
If you attempt a romance,she says you didn’t respect her.
If you don’t,she thinks you do not like her.
If you stare at other,she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by others,she says that they are just admiring.
Oh God!you created those creature called ‘WOMAN’
So simple,yet so complex.
So weak,yet so powerful.
So confusing,yet so desirable.
"O LORD,tell me what to do? "AMEN
"
 
Understanding men
Men, summed up:
The nice men are ugly! 
The handsome men are not nice! 
The handsome and nice men are gay!
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married!
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money! 
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money! 
The handsome men without money are after our money! 
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual do not think 
we are beautiful enough!
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and
have money are cowards! 
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!  
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us
when we take the initiative. 

NOW… WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN AND WOMEN?